ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A DUDE WITH 4 COINS. 2 WERE SITTING ON HIS HEAD AND 2 WERE CRAMPED BETWEEN HIS LOINS.

ARE YOU BEING A GREEDY BASTARD LIKE THIS LITTLE DUMDUM, BLOCKING THE FLOWING RIVER WITH YOUR HUMBLE BUM.

UNCLOG THE DRAIN AND LET THE NEW MONEY RAIN. DON’T CLING ON TO YOUR MATERIALITY’S FOR DEAR LIFE. NO ONE’S GOING TO ROB YOU WITH A KNIFE.

ALL YOUR STORAGE SPACE IS FULL, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS WILL GET DULL.
WHEN MONEY DOESN’T FLOW, EVERYTHING WILL LOSE ITS GLOW.

THIS CARD REMINDS YOU TO NOT HOLD ON TO COMFORT SO MUCH.
SOMETIMES WE GET SO USED TO WHAT WE ALWAYS HAD.

WE FORGET THAT IT’S GOOD TO BE CHALLENGED NOW AND THEN. SO, FIND JOY IN MAKING SOME ROOM AGAIN.
APPLY TO A TV-SHOW ABOUT HOARDERS OR GO TO THERAPY FOR OTHER MONEY-RELATED DISORDERS.

MAKE ROOM FOR SURPRISES AND THE UNEXPECTED. THERE’S NO NEED IN KEEPING YOUR COINS SO OVERPROTECTED.

DON’T YOU DARE MAKE UP ANOTHER EXCUSE, LET THOS COINS LOOSE!