HE’S ON HIS THRONE AND HE SPEAKS IN A ROYAL TONE! PRAISE HIM OH KING OF MONEY, DIAMONDS AND FINANCIAL HONEY. NECTAR SWEET LIKE CASH, FLOWING FREELY TOWARDS HIS EVER-GROWING STASH. HE MAKES ONLY WISE INVESTMENTS AND DOESN’T JUST USE HIS COINS AS CONDIMENTS.

WHEN THIS HAS THE AUDACITY TO APPEAR IT’S TIME FOR NOTHING BUT CHEER!

YOU’RE THE KING OF MONEY AND LIFE’S SUNNY!

YOU’VE REACHED A POINT OF BEING IN CHARGE OF THE WHOLE JOINT.

EVEN IF THIS IS OF YOUR OWN BANK ACCOUNT, EVERYONE IS ASTOUND!

YOU’RE REACHING YOUR GOALS WITH STEADY AND CAUTIOUS WORK.
AND WHEN YOU CELEBRATE YOU ONLY POP A REAL CHAMPAGNE CORK.

YOU ARE A ROYAL AND IT’S GOOD TO BE SO LOYAL.

BUT IT’S OKAY TO STRAY A BIT FROM THE PLAN, AFTER ALL YOU ARE THE COINED MAN.

SO LET LOOSE YOUR CONSERVATIVE HAIR AND SET ASIDE THAT MAJESTIC AIR.